Mrs. McGuire Peed in the Fire - Scottish Children's Songs - Scotland - Mama Lisa's World: Children's Songs and Rhymes from Around the World  - Intro Image


*The Clyde River.

Ewan McVicar has a version of it as follows in his book, "Doh Ray Me, When Ah Wis Wee":

Mrs McGuire peed on the fire
The fire was too hot so she peed in the pot,
The pot was too round so she peed on the ground
The ground was too flat so she peed on the cat,
And the cat ran away with a pee on his back.

Thanks and Acknowledgements

Many thanks to Alexander McFarlane from Glasgow for sharing this rhyme!

Thank you!