Some Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Here are some Halloween jokes and riddles for kids, thanks to Sally Goldenmean.

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

What do you call a ghost’s mother and father?

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!

Please visit Sally’s Halloween page for more Halloween jokes and other fun stuff.


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