Alternate Version:

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts,
What a Merry Christmas it would be.


John Boehner (House Speaker, U.S. Congress) closed a press conference with the following version, "If "ands" and "buts" were candy and nuts every day would be Christmas."

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