Can Anyone Help with a Poem with the Line, "As every boy and girl should know, tortoises are very slow"?

Margaret wrote to us recently asking for help with a poem.  Here’s her email:

Hello

I have been browsing through websites hoping to find someone who can help me with this poem that my brother and l have been trying for years to remember (we are both in our 70’s) and wondered if you have heard of it.  Unfortunately we can only remember the first 4 lines and a few bits.
 
It Starts…
 
As every boy and girl should know
Tortoises are very slow
Never would you see one running
One l knew was very cunning.
 
It then goes on about "bakers vans, all came under Chris’s plans".
 
We think it may have been called Cunning Chris but we are not overly sure.
 
Hopefully you may have heard it.
 
Many thanks,
Margaret
If anyone knows this poem and can help out in any way, even with a couple of lines, please let us know in the comments below.

Thanks!

Mama Lisa

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2 Responses to “Can Anyone Help with a Poem with the Line, "As every boy and girl should know, tortoises are very slow"?”

  1. Lisa Says:

    Margaret received this letter about the tortoise poem:

    “In reply to Margaret and her brother’s question to you of February 8th, the introduction to the poem about the cunning tortoise sounds very familiar to me and it’s possibly the story of Christopher. I recall it in a small, thin, glossy paperback booklet beautifully illustrated in bright full-colour showing Christopher and other characters who all walked upright, like the humans in the story, on their two back legs. I can only recall snippets of the poem, which I’Il try to incorporate here as well as I can remember them after so very long. The booklet was likely from the 1940s. I was a very small boy seeing it in the ’50s – and the book was already old when given to my older sister. Christopher was an idle tortoise and it relates his cunning idea of keeping one back leg tucked up inside his shell and hobbling with a little stick in order to gain sympathy and free lifts from anyone with wheeled transport. ‘Porters’ barrows, tradesmen’s vans, all come under Chris’s plans…’ went the poem. ‘So that everybody thought, Christopher was one leg short…’ All goes well and ‘Chris becomes a gadabout’; the illustrations showing him sitting in cars, lorries, wheelbarrows and all manner of transport, enjoying free lifts. But like most con artists, Christopher finally gets found out when, one evening, he meets a fair tortoise maiden and forgets to keep his leg tucked up inside his shell! The penultimate full-colour page shows them joyously dancing together, she wearing a fetching pot hat with a daisy hanging from the band …‘where Chris was seen, dancing on the village green’. The game was up for the tortoise spoofer and the final small illustration depicts a forlorn-looking Christopher, seen back on his own two back feet, trudging along, while all the passing vehicle drivers, angry at being duped, ignore the little fraud. I hope this is the poem Margaret remembers but even if not, it’s a great little book for a collector to find. About a year back, I searched the Internet trying to find out the author but with no luck. John”

  2. Lisa Says:

    I found mention of tales from Africa of a cunning tortoise… but so far nothing with that specific poem.

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