Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart beat 246.
Not because you're dirty,
Not because you're clean,
Just because you kiss the boys
Behind the magazine.

Girls, boys having fun
Here comes a lady with a big fat bum;
She can wiggle; she can wobble
She can do the splits
I bet you 5 dollars she can't do this;
Close your eyes and count to ten,
If you mess it up you're a big fat hen.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
You're a big fat hen!