Notes

Here's a literal translation:

I have two eyes
So much for the best
Two ears
It's the same
Two shoulders
That's funny
Two arms
It's alright
Two buttocks
Which know each other
Two legs
It seems to me.

Thanks and Acknowledgements

Many thanks to Claudine Richard for contributing this song and to Monique Palomares for the English translation.

Merci beaucoup !