Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Multilated monkey meat,
Little dirty birdie feet,
French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon.
But I brought my straw.
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